At SVA MFAD, Kevin O’Callaghan asked us to transform a cheap, wooden IKEA chair so that it embodied a randomly assigned personality trait scrawled on the bottom. My chair was “horny.” I covered the wood in nine coats of red, rubberized plastic, bound the legs and back with an abrasive rope and trussed it all up to some overhead plumbing. The chair hung in the corner of a classroom for three weeks, kept company by a leather riding crop. If you would like to be photographed while spanking my chair, dial (917) 608-9880 and ask for Steven.